Backstage Tips

#1. There's always one person who has 'creative inputs' and suggestions to offer in a meeting.
#2. There's always one person who thinks about how life sucks and that it's better to go to bogmalo and get drunk.
#3. There's always one person who does not think that life sucks and does not want to go to bogmalo to drink.
#4. There's always one person who does not want to go to bogmalo because he's bored of it.
#5. There's always one person who's bored of every other thing in life.
#6. There's always one person whose life sucks big time and still doesn't think he should go to bogmalo.
#7. There's always one person who sucks big time, but doesn't know how much he sucks.
#8. There's always one person who thinks he can get away with whatever he says.
#9. There's always one person who thinks what he's doing is right.
#10. There's always one person who'll kill to be a killjoy.
#11. There's always one person who turns into Hulk when she's angry.
#12. There's always one person who knows exactly what-not-to-say in every situation.
#13. There's always a ditsy blonde.
#14. There's always a friend of the ditsy blonde.
#15. There's always a person who likes ditsy blondes, hence making him a ditsy blonde.
#16. There's always a person who along with another person coined the term ditsy blonde in the first place.
#17. There's always some person who thinks he/she's got things in control.
#18. There's always a person who's got OCD.
#19. There's always a person who's got ADHD.
#20. There's always a person who thinks she's got every other mental illness.
#21. There's always a person, who in all probability IS mentally ill.
#22. There's always a person who'll argue over the difference between mental illnesses and mental disorders.
#22. There's always one person who thinks it is fair to avoid another person because he/she can't figure out his/her feelings.
#23.There's always a person who'll change over the time and not seem to like you at all.
#24. But there will also always be people who like you for who you are.
#25. And there are always people who help you figure out things about yourself.

We backstage guys (and girls) suck big time. General opinion, might I add. But we can be pretty cool if we wanted to. We screw with each other and everyone else dancing or not. That's just the way we are.

When Hulk Goes Green :|

A Murarka face isn't enough to show what goes on, in Hulk's mind when a mention of a certain girl comes to picture. Hulk hates hates hates it. When Hulk sees her, Hulk wants to sink through the floor. Hulk really doesn't want to hate her, but ends up hating her. Her and another one with a story similar to the one Hulk has with the person connecting Hulk with the aforementioned girl. Hulk really feels like pushing the second girl down the floor. Cause she made Hulk's mommy go blue. Hulk hopes to remain unaffected, but can't. Which makes Hulk go red. But Hulk will try level best to see purple elephants. And Hulk will overcome all evil.

How To Operate with a Humaniod - Part 1

My life, at present, is incomplete without the presence of a certain Humanoid, who has taken the world by a storm. Yeah, that was a very good joke. But if not that, he's definitely created storms.

Now dealing with humanoids is a lot tougher than dealing with friends, co-workers, family, seniors, subordinates, pets, servants, slaves, vendors, truck-drivers, third-rate teachers, babies, err... it's nothing like any of the above. It takes a hell lot of patience. And brain power, to be frank. The most complicated humanoid built on this planet, goes by the alias Drake, or more suitably, the transferred epithet: Humanoid.

When God was distributing emotions and the sense of feeling, this Humanoid was busy, say "reading a book (male Hermione)" or "installing linux (wonder how many times it has been till date)" or "studying (AND he calls ME a nerd)" or "watching a tv show (okay, that's reasonable)". If you point this out to him, he'll say "I'm an atheist, so what you are saying doesn't make sense. And it's not funny. And it seems like you've got too much time on hands. And it looks like too much hard work. AND (above everything else) I'm not really being rude." Sigh.

If there's something humanoids can't do, it's being rude. They never mean to be rude, but it incessantly appears that they are so. They're often misunderstood and hence alienated, which only works to an advantage because humanoids get their strength from solitude. That's how they recharge their 'batteries'.

Very often, they'll want you to leave them alone. At such a point, you actually should. Cause this humanoid already has an embedded neural network system which teaches him how to react in situations. He might be way off target the first time, but when trained with appropriate learning rates and weights which can be altered by backpropogation algorithm, he can prove to be some super-humanoid, after being trained in a supervised way. Plus the fact that he's already super-intelligent.

Moral of the story... since humanoids are a lot busier than they ought to be and don't want to listen to your recurrent nagging, they'll possibly not come across this article anyway, so you're free to share your opinions. What's more, is that this is an amazing way to make other under-privileged women around the globe, who face similar 'problems'. We can all join hands and get to know such species better. Dealing with humanoids may be tough. But not impossible. Especially when you 'like' your Humanoid so much.

TeamViewer ;)

Mommy Is Coming To Town!!!:D

I've missed my mommy so much, he's finally coming back on campus on 10th. For this event called TEDx. So just when I decided to get my life back on track, ob I needed my mommy to guide me through. After all, taking lite doesn't come naturally to me. I paradoxically have to work hard for it! In fact, studying hard is something that isn't coming to me naturally nowadays. Ob this poor little nerd queen is upset. But no worries. Mommy will sort it out for me.

It's pretty dissapointing how my crackling sense of humour isn't functioning till its maximum attainability. Like DJ Savvy says, I appear depressed. Sigh! If only people could understand. It's the calm before the storm ;) You can keep Angraste (yeah, that's my new nick..."the invincible one" ) away from awesomeness, but you can't keep awesomeness away from Angraste.

After all, mommy calls Hulk "fighter". Hulk fights all baddies. Hulk destroys them. And after everytime, Hulk comes out stronger than before. Hulk victorious. Hulk awesome. Just like mommy. \/

Strings and threads...

Someone I've completely forgotten to mention, in the hullabaloo is TheManager... or FacePalm as some would call him. Slicker options are PokerFace and TantPis. Well, those are just parts of his vocabulary. And a part of the not-so-lame version of him that hibernates whilst the storm blows over. Along with mommy and Froyo, he's a part of this all new set of friends that I've made recently, who've completely changed me into someone better.

Loads of fun stuff to share about FacePalm. Slanted roofs, the Mar- connection and half a dream. Bit of everything that fits into something different. Yet something same.

Lots of threads to extend, and strings to detach. In an entangled mess. Hope mommy guides us through.