Queer Consequences....
Simba's Tryst With Pizza...
Jadoo Ka Jadoo...
The Receiving End of Drake and Josh;)
Shiro is a champ. Since childhood, she's been a champ. She continues to be a champ. But how long can she continue like this? While none of us in the group feel like challenging Shiro in any aspect (who knows, her evil side might just show, and we all might end up being found 'stupefied' or 'petrified' in our rooms... she can be really scary at times :P), there is someone who ends up challenging her in every possible way, much to the half hearted dismay of Shiro. AlsoKnownAs is this guy who can potentially piss Shiro off at any time of the day... the slightest mention of AlsoKnowAs can bring this big frown to Shiro's face ( though that might as well be her style of blushing secretly). Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure... AlsoKnownAs has a lot of significance in Shiro's life,which AlsoKnownAs isn't even aware of and which she just can't deny. Here's hoping AlsoKnownAs doesn't die of the curses that Shiro 'pretends' to fires at him every now n then...
Simba's Tryst With Pizza...
Now we all have those symbolic 'charms' in our lives don't we? It could be that blue shirt you wear, or a black pen that you use...and voila! You meet the love of your life! :P Well in Simba's case... you guessed it right! It's a pizza... I know connecting the dots can be tough for some... but here's how you do it, my style... Here are two cases in Simba's life, where the presence of a Pizza has indeed determined the significance of someone in her life...
Target No. 1: MCP: What initially started as hate, finally boiled down to slight dislike, and probably/possibly/hopefully loouuve... it ended in the willingness of MCP to share a pizza with Simba.
Target No. 2: Mickey: The willingness of Simba, to share a pizza with none other than Mickey, which finally ended in them in actually sharing the pizza... indicating high probability/possibility/hope of loouuve blossoming.
So next time Simba's wondering about where her love life's heading... here's a suggestion: Have a pizza... Cause who doesn't love a little something extra (courtesy: Pizza Hut :P) ;)
Jadoo Ka Jadoo...
Jadoo is simply adorable... she can be amazing... almost as amazing as I am... but she's got her own problems too. Much like the confusion hovering over my mind regarding theories like the Big Bang Theory... Jadoo has most definitely derived at a profound result which may be as easy to publish as Cinderella being able to step into her house post 12, midnight;) Though Jadoo isn't exactly sure about how she's going to put across her theory (let's call it the Cinderella theory), if expert advice by none other than ME, is to be followed... Jadoo better buckle up her shoes before someone else finds out a way of disproving the Cinderella theory...
The Receiving End of Drake and Josh;)
Concocting a tale about Drake, without doling out secrets or settling scores, is probably the toughest job to do... but it's not like I don't want to do any of the above ;) So while Drake proves to be an excellent stimulus to help me assume my Hulk form, he also provides me with ample scope to dish out more sarcasm, and unpleasant remarks than what he can actually chew (hopefully), and I can normally brew. Incredibly enough, if my theory of paradoxes and Murphy's law were to be combined into some supreme law, it'll probably work with Drake. I'll elaborate on that 'some other day', I guess...
'Drake' essentially means 'a male toad'... so Drake stays true to his name... he does sound like a male toad at times! And the name seems to piss him off to a great extent, which is cool. Sadly Drake is a sufferer of Dyscutia, Dysphasia, and Delirium... which are known as the three Ds of Drake, though he still manages to behave like an insufferable know-it-all. However at times, Drake does impersonate a somewhat tolerable and toned down version of his narcissist self... so he manages to redeem himself, and makes himself worthy of a mention on my blog ;)
P.S. Just discovered that Drake means a male duck... not toad... like that makes much of a difference. In fact male duck is funnier. Drake also means a dragon... but obviously that meaning is not being implied over here...
Rephrase & Redirect...
Oneironaut's got huge anger management problems... she gets so hung up on problems, she ends up creating more problems... and hence the recursion continues... She can be up on arms for the dumbest issue, and it can actually seem like the whole world's crashing down, to her. And then she can start blaming her fickle fate for anything ranging from getting a minor headache to not being able to get what she wants. So, it's due credit to her momma, who gave her an appropriate nickname: The Hulk. Now momma dearest knows Hulk so well, alongside diagnosing her with varied mental illnesses, she also ensured that people got to know the real Oneironaut... for what she actually was. A female Hulk. Hulky? That sounds stupid :P Might just make her more angry ;)
Even though living the dual life of a part time Hulk, part time sweet-sincere-hard working-awesome girl can get to her... she surely deserves a pat on her back for handling it so well. After all, she's the source of entertainment to so many...Apparently she can transform into her alter ego using a gamma ray device, though the sight of a certain Drake is as effective. As is the presence of her momma.
As Hulk says..."The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets!" (strong, huh? rings a bell somehow). When in the Hulk mode, she can solve differential equations and BJT circuits with utmost ease and efficiency. Superpowers, you see;) So Oneironaut recently learnt this lesson... Rephrasing and redirecting... that's some tip on anger management for anyone who doesn't want to turn into Hulk 2... the present one just hates competition...so better beware and R&R.
P.S. Just discovered that Drake means a male duck... not toad... like that makes much of a difference. In fact male duck is funnier. Drake also means a dragon... but obviously that meaning is not being implied over here...
Rephrase & Redirect...
Oneironaut's got huge anger management problems... she gets so hung up on problems, she ends up creating more problems... and hence the recursion continues... She can be up on arms for the dumbest issue, and it can actually seem like the whole world's crashing down, to her. And then she can start blaming her fickle fate for anything ranging from getting a minor headache to not being able to get what she wants. So, it's due credit to her momma, who gave her an appropriate nickname: The Hulk. Now momma dearest knows Hulk so well, alongside diagnosing her with varied mental illnesses, she also ensured that people got to know the real Oneironaut... for what she actually was. A female Hulk. Hulky? That sounds stupid :P Might just make her more angry ;)
Even though living the dual life of a part time Hulk, part time sweet-sincere-hard working-awesome girl can get to her... she surely deserves a pat on her back for handling it so well. After all, she's the source of entertainment to so many...Apparently she can transform into her alter ego using a gamma ray device, though the sight of a certain Drake is as effective. As is the presence of her momma.
As Hulk says..."The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets!" (strong, huh? rings a bell somehow). When in the Hulk mode, she can solve differential equations and BJT circuits with utmost ease and efficiency. Superpowers, you see;) So Oneironaut recently learnt this lesson... Rephrasing and redirecting... that's some tip on anger management for anyone who doesn't want to turn into Hulk 2... the present one just hates competition...so better beware and R&R.
