Campus Alerts 1: Chronicles Of Insanity

When Weird-hair Met A Dustbin...

Weird-hair and Dustbin have a lot in common...both, for instance, are weird, and both speak such crap, that is only suitable to go in the dustbin...Hence, they have been given their codenames, very rightly.
Whenever Weird-hair even sees Dustbin, sparks fly... Weird-hair gets weirder, her hair gets weirder, and Dustbin, weirder still... Of course, whether Dustbin does all the weird stuff to grab Weird-hair's attention or not is still a mystery...however Weird-hair's attention does get grabbed...and that's what the point is...for now Weird-hair claims she hates Dustbin...but does she really? What does destiny have in store for these two?

 Felix Panda...

Ever since a certain deflated version of a Giant Panda entered Oneironaut's life, that very Panda started exercising control over her so-called fate in a very queer way... And a surprisingly positive way too... So all she's supposed to do before any exam is to see its queer and un-positive face, which in turn is supposed to make all the stars align in the correct direction...for her at least...Friends of Oneironaut however believe she is using this so-called innocent Panda...while Oneironaut is only clever enough in pointing out that as long as the Panda is unaffected by the deal, it shouldn't matter...Meanwhile, many of Oneironaut's friends are indeed fazed by the ongoings, and believe they should get a personalised Panda for themselves too...Oneironaut, on the other hand believes, that Pandas like hers, are one-in-a-million, and so is she, so the others shouldn't really keep their hopes that high...

Dual Deal:

Since Weird-Hair and Oneironaut, stars of this page so far, are the pitied dualites out here, here's a plea, to all you people out there, who've got a fixed degree to boast about...Do hope that Weird-Hair and Oneironaut get what they want from their lives(for Weird-Hair, first pray she figures out what she wants from her life)...coz the time when dreams can turn into realities is fast approaching...and Oneironaut so can't wait to get there:):)

A Betrayal And A Chappal...

Weird-Hair seems to be on an commitment spree, as she finds herself torn between the aforementioned Dustbin, and a new man in life, Green-Chappal a.k.a Jinga by some...the proof of Weird-Hair's talent of multitasking is evident as she juggles the attention, or rather the lack of it from two of the weirdest guys on campus...Now this Green-Chappal is another applause worthy character, who in more ways than none, has changed our beloved Weird-Hair's life...He has taught her that one need not be in love/hate(???) with a single person at a time...Of course Weird-Hair has got much more to learn as she takes baby-steps towards what could be called a normal life...Till then here's hoping she spares any other guy of the misfortunes (read:multi-timing) of dating a weird haired weirdo ...

When PuGirl Opened An SBI Account...

SBI (initialism for Strange Beefalo Idiopathy) is a bank that stands for all what it's name suggests, and more to 'some'...So when PuGirl decided to withdraw some money from the ATM, it conspicuously returned more money than she was sure she bargained for... It turns out, SBI offers special services to loyal customers, and unspecified 'intrest' rates which vary according to customer requirements...However most of SBI's policies are not uniform, and do not cover the general population...while it caters excellently to the needs of a certain section of people who find frequent usage of the SBI facilities helpful and to an extent advantageous, as far as the rest of the population, which consists of the majority, is concerned, SBI is just an ordinary bank, whose unprofitable schemes, and lack of viable resources(mostly intellectual) make it an uncouthly repulsive option...

Be The Change You Want To See...

Chameli is one of the sweetest girls on campus... so it's no wonder so many people like her...if she had been on twitter, she could have got the entire campus to 'follow' her :P Now several people have tried to approach her, do 'fraindship' with her, and so many have returned empty handed, and soul hampered... Chameli, with her requisite ignorance, has changed the perspectives of so many idiots, and brought them to the right path...And they've changed to such an extent, that they themselves have started giving Chameli the royal ignore...Essentially, every one's happy...Moral of the story: Gandhian philosophies work anywhere and everywhere \m/

Attaining Befuddlement...
\/olini is a girl, who can actually be credited for redefining the classical state of confusion... The fact that she actually held a rigorous discussion, before zeroing down on \/olini(:P) after toying between a number of ingenious options that I n my friends came up with(including Allani and Ballini, and these were actually the more sensible ones), only supports this thought. Anyways, as if we didn't have enough of the consequences of having a Mickey in life, \/olini claims to be the female version of Mickey (I'm telling you, the girl's out of her mind)... if earlier posts aren't indicative enough, any comparison or association with Mickey is like a backward step towards attaining the state of clarity of thought... Seems like \/olini has quite a few lessons to learn before she can get there...


Et Tu Fairy?
First of all, I think Fairy is gonna go on some sort of vociferation spree... considering she's stuck with the lamest codename of the lot...not like I care:P However, I don't want to let a single person take credit for pissing off Fairy these days...Off late, I've gotten to know Fairy much more, no thanks to anyone in particular, okay fine, some thanks to a certain someone...we're kinda similar and a lil bit opposite, so we gel well ;) ... and it indeed is great to hang out with people who share your views and feel as strongly as you do about certain things... gives you a constant dosage of ego boosts that you don't exactly require... however, even this constant dosage isn't sufficient to help me reach the level of a certain epitome of narcissism, Drake :P